merwhore:

everyone i’m attracted to is out of my league and in a different country

story of my fucking life


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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell


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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????


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